It is safe to assume that everyone reading this has experienced their computer crashing. It must be some sort of measure of progress that I have now had my bedside clock and my toaster crash. Normal operations were resumed after a re-boot.
My toaster seems to be about as intelligent as a 7 year old… or a bot fly. My bedside clock is smarter than a young male person aged between 16 and 20 – I know that because my clock, when it hasn’t crashed, gets going reliably in the morning whereas my offspring appear to be incapable of this… They might suggest that they too have crashed. If they do I might suggest a re-boot.